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                             STRANGE



                                          BUT


                                       TRUE



                             By Lucie Winborne




            T          he Beast from          The term mortician was invented  A study has shown that dunking
                                              as part of a public relations
                       “Beauty and
                                                                                 an Oreo in milk for three seconds
                       the Beast” is a
                                                                                 renders the optimal balance
                                              campaign by the funeral
                       combination of
                       several different      industry, which considered it      between sogginess and structural
                                              more customer friendly than
                                                                                 integrity.
           animals, with a lion’s mane,       undertaker.
           buffalo’s head and beard, gorilla’s                                   Sloths may be the only animals
           brow, tusks of a wild boar, bear’s   Spiders recycle webs by eating   that don’t fart.
           body, legs and tail of a wolf ...   them.
           and eyes of a human.                                                  “Family Feud” host Richard
                                              Beethoven was notably particular  Dawson met his second wife,
           Sweden is so efficient at waste    about his coffee, ensuring that    Gretchen Johnson, when she was
           disposal that only 1% of its       his morning brew was made with  a contestant on the show -- and
           garbage goes to landfills.         precisely 60 beans per cup.        yes, he kissed her.

           When making badminton                     If a free society cannot help the many who are poor,
           shuttlecocks, the most prized      “      it cannot save the few who are rich.”
           feathers are said to come from a                                                  -- John F. Kennedy
           goose’s left wing.


           The 1967 Outer Space Treaty
           prohibits any nation from trying
           to own the moon.

           A young man from Arizona saved
           a woman’s life by using CPR
           he’d learned from watching an
           episode of “The Office.”


           The German version of the
           term “average Joe” is Otto
           Normalverbraucher, or “Otto
           normal consumer.”

           In parts of Europe, folks believe
           that if you light a cigarette from a
           candle, a sailor will die.
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