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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS What did the dirt say to the rain?
You’d better cut it out, or my name will be mud!
How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds. What did the flower say when he found out it was
allergy season?
Should I plant flowers in April? “You’ve got to be pollen my leg.”
May as well!
When is the best time to wash your Slinky?
Why did the farmer bury his money? During spring cleaning.
To make his soil rich.
Why did the bird go to the flower shop?
Did you hear the one about the gardener who It wanted to pick up some chicks!
couldn’t wait for spring?
He was so excited, he wet his plants! How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?
There’s a spring in people’s steps.
What did the tree say during springtime?
“Well, this is a re-leaf!” What do you call an emergency in spring?
May Day.
How does the sun listen to music?
On the ray-dio. What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A daffo-dill.
Did you hear about the flowers that died and then
came back to life? It must have been reincarnation. Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a B comes after it!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
Yes, I thaw!

What traveled around the world over spring break
but stayed in one place?
A stamp.

Why don’t skeletons go on vacation during spring
break? They have no body to go with!

Why are waterbeds so bouncy?
They’re filled with spring water.

Does February march?
No, but April may!

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.