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SENIOR SERENITY

NOT INVITED “I can’t believe it,” says the first man.

A fellow comes home after his regular Saturday golf “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to
game and his wife asks why he doesn’t include Tom Dublin.”
O’Brien in the games anymore.
“Of course,” replies the second man.
The husband asks, “Would you want to play with a
guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to “What school did you go to?”
say about anyone else on the course?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man.

“Of course I wouldn’t,” replies the wife.
“I graduated in ‘62.”
“Well,” says the husband, “neither would Tom O’Brien.”
“This is unbelievable!” the first man says.

EXTRA DESSERT “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ‘62, too!”

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits
“That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream down at the bar.
and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling
them it’s for you.” “Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley
twins are drunk again.”
THE IRISHMEN

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and
asks if he could buy him a drink.

“Why of course,” comes the reply.

The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland
too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”

“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are
you from?”

“Dublin,” comes the reply.