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                             STRANGE



                                          BUT



                                       TRUE



                             By Lucie Winborne




               I       n Birmingham,          as Unthanksgiving Day, to          “the most bananas sliced with
                                                                                 a sword on a slackline in one
                                              commemorate the 1969
                       England, 2.5 million
                       Mills & Boon books
                                                                                 minute” by slicing 36 of them in
                                              occupation of Alcatraz and to
                       were pulped to
                       create the top layer   protest the colonialist history of   60 seconds.
                                              Thanksgiving.
           of the M6 toll road.                                                  In the 1970s, the NFL team now
                                              Instead of saying something like   called the Seattle Seahawks
           A dog that had been kicked by a    “the cat’s pajamas” or “the bee’s   opened a competition in which
           driver returned with a bunch of    knees,” the French say “the baby   the public could suggest and vote
           its friends and proceeded to trash   Jesus in velvet shorts.”         on a name for them. About 1,750
           the man’s car, chewing up the                                         suggestions and 20,000 entries
           fenders and wipers.                In 2013, an American man named  were received.
                                              Ashrita Furman took the title of
           Charles Joughin, the chief
           baker on the Titanic, allegedly           Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t
           treaded water for two hours        “      matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve
           before being rescued from the             done something wonderful, that’s what matters
           sunken vessel. He later claimed
           that the copious amounts of               to me.” -- Steve Jobs
           whiskey he consumed before the
           ship went down kept his body
           warm enough to survive the
           subfreezing ocean temperature.

           Arnold Schwarzenegger
           once eloquently said: “I love
           Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only
           time in Los Angeles that you see
           natural breasts.”

           The red parasol moss Splachnum
           rubrum grows only on moose
           poop.

           Alcatraz holds an annual
           Indigenous Peoples’ Thanksgiving
           Sunrise Gathering, also known
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