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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS Why do trees hate going back to school?
Because they get stumped on tests.

What happens when the horses refuse to pull the
wagon in the pumpkin patch? Why did the maple leaf stay green all fall?
It turns into a neigh ride. It was afraid of change.
Why couldn’t the farmer stop laughing?
Why did the man bungee jump on the first day of It was time for ha-ha-harvest.
autumn? Because he loved the fall.
What do you get when you cut a rectangular
What do you call someone who imitates your fall pumpkin pie in half? Pie R-squared.
centerpiece? A cornucopier.
What is a gourd farmer’s favorite sport?
What do you call a small pepper in the fall? Squash.
A little chili.
Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
What did autumn say to summer? In the gourd room.
I’ll fall-ow you anywhere.
What do you call a pumpkin that whines a lot?
Why don’t fir trees ever get the blues? A grumpkin.
They’re evergreen.
Why did the apple roll down the hill?
What do you call the smallest apple on earth? It was sauced.
An apple-teenie.
What did the apple say to the caramel sauce?
What movie best describes Thanksgiving morning? Are you sweet on me?
The Hunger Games.
Why did the apple join a gym?
What do you call a bovine who chases birds? To work on its core.
A scare-cow.

What was the Pilgrims’ favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock.

What do you call a bear in the autumn rain?
A drizzly bear.

Why did the tree giggle?
It heard acorn-y joke.

What did one tree say to another when they were
competing over who had the prettiest leaves?
“Birch, please!”