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SENIOR SERENITY

THE TALKING DOG COMPETITION THE BARBER SHOP

A man walks into a bar with a scruffy dog. He tells the A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “Hey
bartender, “This dog can talk. I’ll prove it.” mate! How long before I can get a haircut?”

He turns to the dog: The barber looks around the shop and says “about 2
“What’s on the outside of a tree?” hours,” and the guy leaves.
The dog says, “Bark.”
The bartender groans. Few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door
and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?”
“Okay, what’s on top of a house?” Again the barber looks around the shop and says “about
The dog says, “Roof!” 2 hours,” and the guy leaves.
The bartender rolls his eyes.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop
“Alright… who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?” and asks, “how long before I can get a haircut?”
The dog says, “Ruth!”
The barber looks around the shop and says, “about an
The bartender yells, “Get out of here!” and throws them hour and a half,” the guy leaves.
into the street.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
As they sit on the curb, the dog looks at his owner and “Hey Joey I’ll give you a free cut if you follow that guy
says, “Do you think I should’ve said DiMaggio?” and see where he goes.”

DRUNKEN NIGHT In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing

hysterically. The barber says, “this must be good, where
did he go when he left here?”
A man comes home one night after being at the local
bar. He is absolutely smashed as he collapses on his bed Joey says, “to your House!”
next to his wife and falls asleep.

The next morning he wakes up to breakfast in bed. Toast,
Egg and Bacon, Juice and Coffee. He is very confused,
so he asks his son as he passes his bedroom, who made
him this breakfast.

“Mom did,” he says.

“Why?” asks the man. “This is the first time in years she
has made me breakfast in bed.”

“When you got home and fell asleep,” says the son, “you
were still wearing your clothes, so Mom tried to undress
you so you would sleep more comfortably. Then you
started yelling ‘Get off me woman! I am married!’”