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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend! Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the
road? He had no guts.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite drink?
Anything with boos. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.

What are a monster’s favorite pets? Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
Creepy crawlies. No—unless you Count Dracula!

What did people say when the Headless Horseman Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
started dating a zombie? He felt rotten.
He’s lost his head!
What do you get when you put a spider on an ear of
Why don’t ghosts like rain? corn? A cobweb.
Because it dampens their spirits.
What do you call a spider with 20 eyes?
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.
He had no body to go with.
The maker of this product does not want it, the
What kind of makeup do witches wear? buyer does not use it and the user does not see it.
Mas-scare-a! What is it? A coffin.

What do the monsters use to stay in shape? Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
Scareobics. Because there are so many plots there.

What is the ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
park? The roller-ghoster! Wrap!

What’s a ghost’s favorite drink?
Boo-berry juice.

What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
Spook-hetti!

What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets
blurry?
Spooktacles.

Why do female ghosts go on a diet?
So they can keep their ghoulish figure.