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SENIOR SERENITY

THE GENIE AND THE CAT THE SNAIL’S NEW CAR

A man is walking along the beach and finds a dusty old A man buys a fancy sports car and has it painted bright
lamp. He rubs it, and out pops a genie. The genie says, red. He tells the dealer to put a big letter “S” on the
“I will grant you one wish — but whatever you wish for, hood, doors, and trunk.
your cat will get double.”
The dealer asks, “Why the letter S?”
The man thinks for a while. “Okay… I wish for a big
beautiful house on the coast.” The man replies, “Because when people see me driving
by, I want them to say, ‘Look at that S-car go!’”
The genie says, “Granted — and your cat now has two
big beautiful houses on the coast.” THE PARROT SALE

The man grumbles but continues: “Fine. I want ten A woman sees a beautiful parrot in a pet store for $50.
million dollars.” She asks why it’s so cheap.

The store owner says, “It used to live in a brothel and
The genie says, “Granted — and your cat now has has some… colorful language.”
twenty million dollars.”
The woman buys it anyway. At home, the parrot looks
The man thinks for a long time, then smiles. “Alright. For around and says, “New house, nice.” Then it sees her
my final wish…” and says, “New madam, nice.”

The genie interrupts: “There is no final wish — I told you, Her daughters come home: “New girls, nice.”
just one wish.”
Finally, her husband walks in… and the parrot says, “Oh,
The man says, “Oh… right. In that case, I wish you would hi Steve.”
scare me half to death.”

THE PRIEST AND THE BUS DRIVER

A priest and a bus driver both die and arrive at the gates
of heaven.

St. Peter says to the bus driver, “You get a beautiful
mansion with a river view.”

To the priest, he says, “You get a small hut.”

The priest protests, “But I devoted my life to preaching
the word of God!”

St. Peter replies, “Yes, but when you preached, people
slept. When he drove the bus, people prayed.”