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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
I’m bacon. Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Where do sheep go on vacation? To the Baa-hamas.
Do fish go on vacation?
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? No, because they’re always in school.
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.
Why was the fish embarrassed?
What do you get when you combine an elephant It saw the ocean’s bottom.
with a fish? Swimming trunks.
Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.
What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation. What did the sand say when the tide came in?
I’m shore glad to sea you!

What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles. Why do fish like to eat worms?
Because they get hooked on them.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing
anything wrong?

What animal is always at a baseball game? Because they never do it on porpoise.
A bat.
Why did the sun go to school?
What happens to cows that get too much sun? To get a little brighter.
They turn into evaporated milk.

Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit?
Apparently, it looks quite fetching.

What do you call an anxious mosquito?
A jitterbug.

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.

Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the
pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they lifted both, they’d fall over!